Joe
A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted,
"Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don’t know where I am."
The woman below replied,
"You’re in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground.
You’re between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."
"You must be in IT," said the balloonist.
"I am," replied the woman, "how did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist,
"everything you told me is probably technically correct, but I’ve no idea what to make of your information and the fact is, I’m still lost. Frankly, you’ve not been much help at all. If anything, you’ve delayed my trip."
Woman below responded, "You must be in Management."
"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well," said the woman,
"you don’t know where you are or where you’re going. You have risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you’ve no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it’s my fault."
xterm
Beautiful.
Kassem
lol I really liked this one!
Georges
These days, when a guy takes a girl to his room to show her his hardware, it usually turns out to be an Alienware Area-51 ALX...
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It was clear that the new secretary was not used to working with computers -- The computer screen had corrector fluid all over it...
J4D
Female: is that a huge soldering iron in your pocket ? or are you just happy to see me :P
GoogleGirl
How do men define a "50/50" relationship?
We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.
J4D
Have you heard about the new Cray super computer? It’s so fast, it executes an infinite loop in 6 seconds.
The three most dangerous things in the world are a programmer with a soldering iron, a hardware engineer programming something, and a user with an idea.
MegaCool
GoogleGirl wroteHow do men define a "50/50" relationship?
We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.
we do ??? :S ,
btw thats you in the avatar googlegirl?? if yes then your F%^$^ Hot :P
kareem_nasser
Cool down MegaCool, i remember this is what Samantha said in Sex and The City Movie.
GoogleGirl
:p
xterm
The older men get, the better looking they get.
Women degrade!
(Incoming flame war)
Joe
Why don't girls ever need umbrellas?
'cause it never rains in the kitchen.
(For once xterm, I'm actually on your side)
kareem_nasser
Since GoogleGirl's registration and the members here are really active, i rarely see 7 online members at the same time.
@xterm: the flame war is gonna be unfair there is only one girl/woman here.
MegaCool
kareem_nasser wroteCool down MegaCool, i remember this is what Samantha said in Sex and The City Movie.
Why should i cool down?? i don't get it.
Kassem
kareem_nasser wrotei rarely see 7 online members at the same time.
You haven't been around much lately
xterm
kareem_nasser wrote@xterm: the flame war is gonna be unfair there is only one girl/woman here.
Did you count Rahmu as well?
Oh BURN!
kareem_nasser
Yup i haven't been though i used to be online every second, it seems there are peak times here but i am mostly active at night.
Kassem
xterm wroteDid you count Rahmu as well?
You just cannot live with him being on your side, eh? :)
kareem_nasser
8 users online man we should have more girls/women it gives us adrenaline.
J4D
kareem_nasser wrote8 users online man we should have more girls/women it gives us adrenaline.
Testosterone*
